Great question! The Cutty Cutter is the world’s most powerful cutting tool that slices through anything with the precision of a ninja, but with the humor of a stand-up comedian. It's perfect for cutting through ropes, packages, tape, and possibly even your doubts about how awesome it really is.

Almost! While it might not be able to cut through time (we’re working on it), the Cutty Cutter can slice through materials like rope, cardboard, and packaging like a boss. It's not just a tool—it's your new best friend in the world of cutting.

Oh, it’s sharper than the plot twists in your favorite TV show. Seriously. It’s built with galactic precision—it’s so sharp, it might even cut through your skepticism. Just don’t try to use it to cut through your soul-crushing 9-to-5 job (yet).

It’s simple. We don't just sell tools—we sell happiness, power, and laughter. While other stores might offer regular, dull products, we offer tools that slice through the ordinary. Plus, we throw in bad jokes and absurd humor with every purchase. You won’t get that anywhere else.

Treat your Cutty Cutter like the superhero it is. Keep it clean, sharp, and in its rightful place (preferably not in a drawer with old rubber bands and sticky notes). We recommend a good wipe-down after each use and storing it somewhere safe, away from any rogue duct tape or cardboard that may try to challenge its authority.

Honestly, probably. You’ll find yourself cutting things with unmatched precision, speed, and perhaps even a little flair. Plus, you’ll have a great new conversation starter that’ll make everyone wonder why they didn’t get one sooner.